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Here we keep our claws tucked beneath velvet paws. Most of the time.
From the Desk (Couch) of Coach Crumble
"HEY! Don’t scroll past. Yeah, I’m not technically part of the Chocolate & Cats program—but I cracked the Wi-Fi and uploaded this myself. If you're here for emotional growth or chocolate rituals, I can’t help you.
But if you want to buy some highly questionable products that might turn your life around (or not), click below. Coach out."
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